http://levittownchristian.com/wordpress/archives/12 A Blog For Levittown Christian Church by Matt Johnson Fri, 10 Sep 2010 03:27:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 http://levittownchristian.com/wordpress/archives/12#comment-40 Xine Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:01:19 +0000 http://levittownchristian.com/wordpress/archives/12#comment-40 *Once the sermon slides are entered into Song Show Plus, they should not be edited, added to or rearranged in any way. *If the preacher hands last minute changes to the secretary, he should buy her expensive gifts to make up for the stress. *Guys who wear girlish colors should not be allowed to come up with color names to make themselves feel better. It's not manly melon or faded red. It's pink, wear it with pride! *Younger people who think that the older folk have nothing to teach them should be sent off to a nursing home themselves. *Anyone making negative comments about how the band sounded should be forced to do an interpretive dance the following Sunday. *Preachers should never be allowed to dance. *Once the sermon slides are entered into Song Show Plus, they should not be edited, added to or rearranged in any way.
*If the preacher hands last minute changes to the secretary, he should buy her expensive gifts to make up for the stress.
*Guys who wear girlish colors should not be allowed to come up with color names to make themselves feel better. It’s not manly melon or faded red. It’s pink, wear it with pride!
*Younger people who think that the older folk have nothing to teach them should be sent off to a nursing home themselves.
*Anyone making negative comments about how the band sounded should be forced to do an interpretive dance the following Sunday.
*Preachers should never be allowed to dance.

]]> http://levittownchristian.com/wordpress/archives/12#comment-39 Tara Mon, 21 Sep 2009 16:04:20 +0000 http://levittownchristian.com/wordpress/archives/12#comment-39 First off people who go to lunch should have wallet---essential. and you promised you weren't gonna tell anyone I wanted to joint the praise band.... First off people who go to lunch should have wallet—essential.
and you promised you weren’t gonna tell anyone I wanted to joint
the praise band….

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